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Over the next 93 days, we’re going to be following the ‘action’ in the Big Brother 9 house.  Why?  Because somebody has to, and you can’t trust The Sun.  We’ll be writing about the contestants, liveblogging some bits, talking about interesting news things… Just generally being quite damning of the whole thing, whilst loving it the entire time.  Keep checking back for regular updates, blah blah blah.