So, we all know Dennis has been ejected. But what else happened to the housemates in Thursday? Well, people witter about the shopping list. Because, of course, this sort of discussion is what I tuned in for. Dennis and Darnell are still in jail. HARHAR, not for long, Denny! They pretend that they don’t want to leave, when clearly they need wees. Dennis states that ‘never in my life will I ever break a fooking rule again’. HARHAR - double irony.
The shopping list is written. Mario and Rachel watch, looking distressed. They order 80 apples. Do they really need them, asks Bex, relatively sensibly. Lisa seems to be in charge - a position I suspect she’s used to. Kat does aerobics in the pool. Luke tries to manipulate things to work in his favour when only he is listening in the Diary Room. He moans about Mo drinking Coke. Yeah.
And a break, then we’re back. The crowd chant to get Sylvia out. Mo hardly gets any boos. This is a massive turnaround for Mo, and I’m pleased.
The housemates wait for their shopping to arrive. Kat sings, Rachel yawns. HOW EXCITING. Darnell comments that his ribs are touching each other. I’m not quite sure how this works. They coo over Big Brother’s special prizes. Kat, however, does not get any cookies. She is sad. I am sad.
Darnell and Bex have an odd conversation. Does he fancy her? I be quite happy if he did. Ha. In some ways, they are a perfect couple. He thinks she’s cool. Ahhh. Rex comments on Jen’s picture of Stuart. I think he smudges it. Jen looks incensed. I’m not sure why. Because she’s drunk, perhaps. And this, I believe, is the beginning of Denny’s demise. A break, and NOW BACK TO BIG BROTHER WITH STRONG LANGUAGE AND HEATED ARGUMENTS. Ooh! Davina is wearing a leather trench coat which looks like an oven bag. In fact, I think it’s pleather.
So, back to the picture problem. Jen is crying. I don’t know why. Because she’s an idiot, perhaps. PERHAPS. Rex apologises. I believe he is sorry. Jen is bhaving like a spoilt, sticky child. Rex is trying not to laugh. Jen states that Rex wouldn’t smudge a painting anywhere else. Hm. Poor Rex. Why is he always the one people blame for stuff? Alright, he did something, but not much. It’s like shouting at someone for farting. Dale, Mario and Lisa wade in. Brilliant. This can only end well. Rachel tries to diffuse the situation and fails. Poor Rachel. Jen is, by now, properly going off on one. ‘I wouldn’t out my fingers in his food!’ Well, it’s not the same, love. ‘It’s because he didn’t win the task.’ It’s not. The other housemates seem to think he is upsetting people for fun. What? This is naive, childish and clearly wrong. SHUT UP! I mean, I don’t love Rex or anything, but this is all nonsense. It shouldn’t have blown up so much. I can’t bear it. ‘She’s really upset. It’s her work of art.’ LALALALAALA I can’t hear ANYONE ELSE’S STUPIDITY. Dale is being aggro, and when Rex tells him not to be, he gets even worse.
I now hate Bex. She’s kicking off with Mo, for no reason. AND DENNY SPITS.
HOORAH. IT’S OVER.
Mo is extremely upset. I don’t blame him. Dennis is pathetic. (Mos also seems to be a target for crap - Alex also knew this.) Darnell is right to state that you shouldn’t spit. Sylvia is furious. Perhaps she likes spitting. Lisa is dressed like a transsexual hooker. I think Jen feels guilty that it all kicked off because of her. Well, perhaps you should have thought of that before, art student. Interestingly, the crowd are now chanting to get Dale out. HA! The public are wise. If, by any chance, he’s up for eviction this week, he will go. Even Mario is not as bad. He’s not an aggro twit, anyway.
Denny tries to justify himself in the Diary Room. He fails, of course. Mo explains, fairly, what happened. Jen is sobbing. Oh, DO ONE. Mo looks genuinely very sad. ‘I really thought Bex was gonna put out tonight,’ says Darnell. Blessed comic relief.
Davina explains that Dennis is no more. Hooray. He regrets it, blah blah. TOO LATE.
And finally - and surely, this is what we have really been waiting for? - Sylvia leaves. Double hooray.
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is it wrong that I now like Rex? His apology seemed genuine and he came across ok.
Dale and Stuart really fucked up didn’t they - get Dale out! Agressive morons. Think that Jen will fancy them more if they fight??? Grrr aggressive male testosterone filled dicks.
Quite liked Mario tonight. Not too patronising, this is progress!