Mm-Bop Off

“They’re booing,” Bex screams before she even leaves the house. But she’s right, although there are some cheers there. She makes lots of wimpering screams and poses in awful, wannabe page 3 stances.

Bex is “surprised” to be there, especially as Mo is “boring”. But ha, she got 65% of the vote (and not the 33% Luke predicted). She sees her nominations VT, but all the people who put her up are predictable, and she isn’t shocked. “Some people in there… I don’t know how they got there,” she says, and the crowd whoops. But I don’t get this: two-thirds of the voting public don’t like her, so why bother being sycophantic?

There is a nasty VT of Luke/Bex being “friends”. Oh dear. The crowd makes ‘ahh’ noises, but you and I don’t, right? “I really care about Luke,” she says. Good-o. “I don’t fancy him.” Even better. Watching the clips of her being ‘mischevous’, I really hope Bex will be one of those housemates people forget (Vanessa ‘nose bag’, anyone?). She is vile: fame-hungry and self-serving. Just like all the other housemates, you yell. Yes, I know. But the problem with Bex is that she thinks people CARE. Now she can’t remember why she doesn’t like Rex. She wants Luke to win. Ugh. OR MIKEY. UGH UGH UGH. “You have been a genius housemate,” says Davina, which is wrong on so many levels.

I wonder how different the house will be now?