Feek of Nature

Day 87! Less than a week left! Excited? Rex isn’t. He is sleeping in the day, and disrespecting Mo being head of house. “I don’t really like you anymore, Kat,” says Rex. Is he joking? Ach, who gives one, right? Rex describes the mood in the house as good. Why shouldn’t it be? It’s the final week! Rex is also interested in Darnell and Sara, so BB powers that be cut to them making inadvertent double entendres in the bedroom. “She leads him on,” says Rex. Is this true? My instincts say not. Not truly leading him him on in the true sense, as I guess she’s the way she is with all male friends, but to the untrained eye I suppose it’s bad. Mo hates it. He thinks it’s fake. “Darnell’s in the house to get muff,” sings Rex. Id’ like a muff. A big furry one for the winter. What’s wrong? Why are you laughing?

Mo goes to the diary room with food all over his face, which Rex finds hirarious. That’s because it is. He is given instructions to read aloud, and they say that each housemate will be quizzed about each other’s personalities, and describe it in choice words: one negative and two positives. “I don’t know many word at all,” says Kat, which we know is a lie. Later, eating lunch, Rex is still going on about Darnell and Sara. “I’m not a ho, Rex,” Sara interjects. The Rex sees a cloud that looks like Picachu, even though it doesn’t, and it goes no further.

Now Darnell kicks off the personality task. His card is for Mo, so he has 90 seconds to find three words housemates used to describe Mo. “You knows it, let’s get it on,” says Darnell. “Greedy!” He says as the clock starts, “Funny, sweet, caring, loving, sensitive, trust-worthy, silly, cool, good-hearted.” He gets three. Kat picks out her own name from the hat, so has to think of three words relating to herself. “Happy, caring, supportive, animating!” She gets three too. Animating? Oh, animated. In between all this, Sara and Darnell are scaring me a little, holding hands and looming over each other. Hm. Kat is in the pool, singing Postman Pat. Honestly. Anyway, Mikey fails the task. which we don’t see, but now onto Mo, describing Rachel. “Healthy, running, I don’t know… Rachel? Happy? Funny? Squeaky? Confused? Weird? Hello? Kisses ass, Rachel…” I think it’s safe to say he failed. In the pool, Rachel and Mikey are instructed to “bum” each other, and I think I have missed something somewhere. In the diary room, Sara is describing Mikey, and she has to pass to get an award. “I can’t do it! Funny, I can’t think, humorous, cheeky, cool, humorous, smart, smart, calm?” She fails. “You could have had honest, flaky, imaginative, loveable, grumpy, temperamental, and persevering,” says BB.

“I can’t believe we didn’t pass that shit,” says Darnell. “There’s nothing to enjoy. I’m sick of all these chances and missing out.” Rex apparently used “special” as one of his words. No wonder they didn’t pass. He also described Rachel as Disney, and Darnell says he put gullible and naive. Hm, talking about this task is a good idea, eh? Anyway, then the housemates go to bed, but Kat is singing. What is she singing? “Itsy bitsy spider, climbing up the sprout.” “You’re bullying my ears!” Rex says. “Teach me more songs, so I can sing,” she says. “I’ll teach you one,” says Rex. “It goes like this.” And he is silent. “That song is the bomb, say Darnell. Kat goes to the diary room. “In here is a bunch of feek. And I’m a feek.” Good. I’ll sleep on that.