If It Smells Like Shit…
Morning has broken! And there’s an very minor, jokey argument about cereal, because there’s not enough for everyone, and Kris should have taken a bowl to Sophie. Charlie eats like a child. Another reason to dislike him. Everyone looks tired/hungover. There’s no toilet roll, either, and Sophie reveals that last night she used the cardboard bit of the last toilet roll to mop her chuff with. Nice.
Are Karly and Sophie teaching Sree to swim in the pool? Or is he just pretending, so he can be close to their boobies? Probably is the answer. Later, as Sophie swims under him, he grabs her tit. I mean, I know they’re hard to miss, but god. Freddie thinks that no one in the house is stereotypical. Er… Has he seen BB before? I’ve realised that recent BBs feature endless chats about the BB process, votes and who will win. Do you know what, housemates? It’s boring. It’s like a child describing its need to go to the toilet, but not actually going to the toilet. They need to just get on with it, not analyse it – particularly as they are mostly either too stupid to analyse it, or don’t have the tools to do so (I mean, thinking that Freddie is liked because he survived an eviction is misleading. They don’t know what we think, right?). But Freddie is right (I think) in stating to the diary room that if he were up for eviction against Sree, he’d win.
Freddie paints faces in clubs for drinks. This is no word of a lie.
Something’s brewing between Sophie and Kris. Apparently, he has been quiet all day, and she is worried something is wrong. Is their fake romance coming to an end? Sree has also now been branded the biggest bitch in the house. Haha! Sophie accuses him of loving Noirin. ‘I DO NOT FANCY YOU,’ she tells him. Still, we know the message didn’t quite get through, don’t we? The HMs have exchanged a hot water token for music and booze. (They did this last night, too, I believe. They must stink.) Whie everyone else is dancing, Sree accosts Noirin again in the bathroom, saying he appreciates her friendship. ‘You are the biggest cause of arguments in the house,’ she replies. Haha. The other HMs go and listen at the door. Noirin looks tired in many ways: actually tired, tired of it all, and tired of Sree. I actually feel a bit sorry for her, even though I don’t really like her. She goes to bed. Freddie is outside, telling Siavash what he thinks of Kris and Sophie’s ‘romance’ – fake. Siasvash is clear. ‘[The tabloids] are how they’re going to make their money.’ Yeah, I like Siavash. When he first strutted in, I couldn’t help thinking ‘What a twat.’ But he knows what this is all about, and that, in my eyes, makes him an appealing HM.
Before bed, Rodrigo gives Sophie some advice about Kris. She seems to have spoken to everyone about it apart from Kris, now. Good idea, eh? In the bedroom, Sree sits on Noirin’s bed and puts his arm around her. ‘I think sometimes people take advantage of you,’ she says, misreading things entirely. Outside, Siavash and Marcus think that everyone fancying Noirin has gone to her head. ‘That’s what she thrives on,’ says Marcus. Back in the bedroom, Kris and Charlie discuss Dogface. He seems to think he’ll ‘end up doing something with other birds’ so wants to keep away from her. Can you smell the shit where you are, too?
Later, Kris, Karly, Sree and Charlie get up and eat chips. Despite Sophie telling Karly her worries earlier in the day, she encourages Kris to do something about the situation, and, from what it sounds like, she implies he should call it a day. Nice friend.
