Keep it to Yourself

Ding dong, Sree has gone! Except he hasn’t, quite yet, but this is the last episode we’ll ever see him in! Hooray! The morn breaks and Freddie asks Lisa if they can talk outside, whilst cigging. As soon as he has left the room, she and the rest start bitching about him. Horrible lot. Anyway, here is what they say: Lisa has a special skill, Lisa and Freddie like each other, she’s not scary, even though she has a skinhead, she knows she has an acid tongue, Freddie said how he felt, but he is not ‘hateable’, and Freddie doesn’t want Sree eavesdropping. Actually, Freddie seems quite upset during this conversation, because he’s been up for eviction so much. Lisa is actually oddly sensible during the conversation, and they hug, but I wonder how long it’ll be till she bitches about him (probably with Karly or Sree) again.

Also, Charlie starts winding up Rodrigo, and accidentally calls him Ricardo, and then Rodrigo gets annoyed, and Charlie says he has a weird name, and I don’t think Rodrgiois play-acting upset. ‘It is a Brazilian name. I am not strange. This is racist.’ Everyone’s laughing, but… I hate Charlie. What a waste of space – a gossipy, Geordie fishwife. Rodrigo is sad and tells Noirin. I WANT TO CUDDLE IT BETTER. Noirinis quite matter-of-fact about it. ‘Don’t take things personally. [People  can] piss off.’ So Rodrigo and Charlie go and cuddle and kiss. I wish he’d gone to the diary room and said he thought Charlie was a racist, though, just to see what would have happened. Later, Charlie ties a towel around the bathroom door so Rod, Sophie and Siavash are locked in. Charlie pretends BB has locked them in. ‘It’s very likely that we’ll die in this room. Let’s have a threesome,’ says Siavash. They don’t, by the way, and five minutes later are let out.

And now Sree is leaving. Hoorah. ‘Fucking hell!’ cries Karly, angrily, as his name is announced. How rude. ‘We can’t get rid of you,’ laughs Noirin, which is a much better way of saying it. ‘Sree was awful and aggressive,’ says Freddie, which probably won’t do him any favours in the house. ‘I think there was malice,’ says Marcus, and Noirin says Sree was a bitch, so in some ways, that clears the air. Lisa is quite upset, though.

Anyway, now it’s the traditional booze-up after eviction. Freddie is trying it on with Charlie, which is too evil to report. Charlie accuses him of fancying Rod, and then says that he has to be drunk to flirt with him. Impolite!

Kris and Charlie have stolen booze. What a surprise. They are such shits, those two. The other HMs know, though. They drink their cans in bed. Karly goes in and laughs. Rod comes in and is cross. ‘Give me, and I don’t tell,’ he says. Haha! (Also, Marcus and Noirin are actinglike a couple. It’s a bit weird, but I’ve noticed they’ve been doing this for a little while now. Hm.) Anyway, Marcus and Siavash realise the booze has gone (despite Marcus’s hiding-place being, according to him, ’awesome’). He offers the theives a punch in the stomach as punishment, though a mocking punishment, not scary punishment. Kris agrees, to look hard, I guess, and Marcus punches him. This is brilliant. Charlie then pretends he wasn’t involved, so Charlie says Rod ahd soeof it, and Rod gets really angry, and throws things at him. This is all a bit mental. ‘Don’t talk to me! I’m not joking! How horrible you are! I saw him like a snake on the floor going to your drawer!’ Oh no. He’s one of these people who is funny when angry. This must be so frustrating for him. ‘I saw like a snake on the floor!’ he repeats outside. Anyway, then Charlie goes to the diary room and fake cries. ‘I’m really upset you know!’ he blubs. Anyway, he stays in there for OVER HALF AN HOUR. After, in the bedroom, Rodrigo goes and apologises to Charlie. Ah. It’ll all change tomorrow. Marcus wraps  Noirin in a duvet and says that everyone fancies her, including him, and she says she’s still attracted to her ex-boyfriend. OH DEAR. He assures her that he would only kiss her in the house, but, erm, it’s probably where the conversation should end. Oh, and Freddie tells Kris and Sophie that their relationship is a good gameplan. Oh, Freddie, please.Keep it to yourself (or vent it in the diary room) – but don’t tell people.