You’ve Got More Rabbit than Sainsbury’s

As they always say after a BB Fight Night, ‘it’s the morning after’. Yes, everyone is hungover and Siavash can’t even remember half of what he said, but ‘Noirin should be worried.’ Well, she was getting booed by the crowd just now, so that’s probably true. Freddie tells Siavash that ‘beautiful women lie more than anyone else.’ WELL I DON’T, SO THERE. Siavash is thankful of Freddie’s help last night. Why the fuck was Noirin so offended anyway? I was almost laughing when the argument broke out, and then I just pity. Pity for the human race. Kris thinks Siavash has been caught up in a mess. Well, that’s true. Kris is odds-on favourite to go tonight. Let’s hope he does. Noirin won’t apologise to Siavash until he admits he made the ‘rabbit’ comment. OMG SHUT UP. (I think the crowd are chanting ‘Get Kris Out’. Hoorah.)

‘I must bust out some reps today.’ Who is saying this? Here’s a clue: ‘I have’t done weights with my short hair yet.’ Yes, it’s Freddie. Freddie? Who have you become? In the dairy room, Siavash is getting bollocked for asking the others (as a weird threat) to nominate him. Chances are, he’ll be put up by BB next week for eviction, but his punishment is undefined so far. Even though he is not definitely up, he tells the shit gang (Karly, Lisa et al) that he is up, mostly I think as a tactical trick, so they don’t bother nominating him next week. Very clever, if BB doesn’t put him up after all.

(The crowd are now partially shouting ‘Get Marcus Out’. Boo.) The HMs have been given face paints… Oh, I’m not writing about this. Although Freddie looks TERRIFYING as a sort of clown cat. He is purring in a really sickening way. ‘He looks like the cat who’s got the cream,’ says Charlie, without irony, and Freddie loves it. Eugh. Marcus gets called to the diary room, but it’s only to get asked about tonight’s eviction, and not because he’s in trouble. Kris doesn’t seem to think he’ll be evicted. Hm. Marcus is telling a delightful story about injuring his foot. Then they all go to bed and Noirin hides in Rod’s bed and it’s all about the lulz, except it isn’t. Hurry up! I want to know who’s leaving!

And the evictee is…

KRIS. Brillig.