If I sit on your face, maybe that will shut you up

The morning breaks with Rodrigo and Charlie still upset about last night’s events (when a drunken Charlie woke Rod up). David advises Rod not to flame up so easily. ‘I too good for him,’ says Rod. OK then. Charlie looks about as hungover as I feel (that’s pretty damn bad, by the way). Bea sticks her typical oar in, and tries to advise them about how to argue successfully, or something. because clearly now Freddie’s gone she’s behaving like she pwns the house.

And as I expected (s0me time ago, I note), Bea is trying it on with Siavash a bit. She wants to move into the bed next to him. He is non-committal about it. Bea is then given the alphabet challenge: to recite as many words beginning with a letter in one minute as they can. This challenge is neither fun nor entertaining, or even that hard, despite the housemates making it seem so. Then Charlie and Bea make hamburger sandwiches (?) which are still pink in the middle, and it turns my stomach. Rod is given the letter Q, and so is given two chances to recite words, in both English and Portuguese. He manages to only get two or three words in either language. Oh dear. Siavash wins the task, and will be rewarded with a hamper later. The hamper contains things beginning with the letter S: sweets, skittles, sorbet and an inflatable sheep.

There is a long and tiresome conversation because Bea wants to move beds, and it’s all political. Siavash doesn’t want to move beds, so Bea tells Charlie it’s all because Siavash thinks she’s negative after the Freddie stuff. Perhaps it’s just because you’re a cunt? She moves to the bed by Charlie, and he spits some water in her face as a little joke. This proves my point, I think? he is laughing and she is really angry. Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear.