Rich, Smug and Pointless

New housemates… But not what you were expecting, sadly. Or maybe you were. It’s not great, anyway.

Firstly, in goes Kenneth, Karly’s boyfriend. He is exactly what you’d expect: rich, smug, pointless. He gets roundly booed. Karly is excited to see him, at least. Next, we have Bea, a girl who had a regrettable orgy, and who wants a clothes shop in Ibiza. But I’m confused… She’s no one’s girlfriend. I thought that was the theme… Still. She gets half booed. Did Charlie just say he remembers her from last year? Noirin certainly recognises her from auditions. The third HM is David, a gay northener. He comes across as a bit of an idiot. I’m absolutely certain I recognise him from another TV show, but I just can’t think what… Next is Hira, married to someone she’s related to, and having only lived in Britain for a year. She cries her thanks to God in her audition. BLAH. She gets booed before she even gets out of the car. The last housemate is Tom, a muscly posh boy who imports yachts. OF COURSE. He also gets booed, but it’s less fervent than the others’ receptions.

And now, who is leaving? It’s Karly. HO HO HO.

And there’s also a twist (of course, except it’s relatively pointless, like Kenneth).  Hira drew two balled names from a box: Noirin and Freddie. These two names form part of her task – she, and the other new housemates must get them nominated for eviction this week. If they don’t, all 5 newbies are up for eviction. Noirin and Freddie? Oh, how hard that’ll be to orchestrate. Pah.