OOOOH! BURN! Marcus walks around just after waking up and ignored Noirin, which is predictable, after last night’s confessions of Siavashtastic romancing. He then ignored Siavash, seemingly walking into the bathroom where Siavash is washing his face just to walk out again. BURN! Then, in the bedroom, Bea tells Tom that Noirin has got a thing with Siavash, and Tom gets a bit upset because he thought she fancied him (which she does, because she’s a bit of a slut). BURN! THEN (gasp, pant), Bea tells Freddie that Tom advised her to not hug and cuddle with Freddie in bed! BURN! (I suspect, unless David sleeps with somebody and passes something on, those will be the last burns I’ll mention in this post.)
Otherwise – or, maybe, as well – everything in the house is unbearably childish. Bea and Tom have an argument because Bea told Freddie what Tom said. Lisa – who has kept her head down since getting nommed, eh? – talks about how much she would fancy Enrique Iglesias if she was straight. Noirin begs Marcus for friendship, and he tells her that she’s a bad friend. (I don’t like Noirin at all, but I don’t see how her kissing another man when there is NOTHING between her and Marcus makes her a bad friend.) Freddie and Lisa play some rubbish music by banging some pots and pans and, when they are finished, everybody claps. Tom goes to the diary room and suggests that he might be leaving the house because he can’t connect with anybody in the house (read: Noirin did Siavash and not Tom).
Siavash approaches Marcus in the bedroom and asks if they can talk. “Not really,” Marcus says. “Are we cool?” asks Siavash, and Marcus repeats it. “Not really. If you say you have a girlfriend and you do something like this, everyone in the house suffers.” They don’t, clearly; Marcus is just smarting. But, well, whatever. He’s being a bit of a child, and he’ll see that when he leaves and watches this – if he doesn’t go postal and kill everyone else first.
Loads of nothing in this show – Charlie spends minutes and minutes gawping at the romance that has developed – and then Noirin and Siavash openly discuss kissing in front of Sophie. (This might not be popular in BB Towers, but I am starting to really like Sophie. She’s sweet and naive and really quite stupid, but utterly harmless and seems like a nice person. Her aspirations might be to have big boobs, and that might be evil, but, you know, I can’t hate her, I really can’t. I reckon she’ll make it to the end now.) And then Tom goes to the diary room and asks to leave the Big Brother house. Another one bites the dust! “I don’t wish to be here any more. I feel like a puppet on a string! Most people in here are fucking deluded if they think they’re getting fame out of this.” He tells Marcus and Marcus tells him not to leave, which is incredible, as he’s being a turncoat. Tom gathers his stuff up as the housemates follow him around, then drops the bombs. “I thought you were stronger than that!” says Noirin. “We’ve stuck it out.” They’re all bored, they’re all sad, they’re all here for money and fame, and it’s awful. Big Brother needs to sort this the fuck out next year, or the show will just keep getting worse. (Again, I’d just like to say TALK TO US BECAUSE WE CAN FIX IT.) Marcus then tells Noirin off for saying that to Tom, and they both tell each other to go fuck themselves. It’s great and very tense.
Then, Tom drops the bombs, based on stuff he knows from watching the show before. “I’m backing Rodrigo to win,” he says. “You could do a fuck of a lot better than Kris,” he tells Sophie, “and if he is there when you get out, it’s for the wrong reasons. I don’t think he’s a great guy.” She looks devastated. And then, just like that, Tom goes.