The two people going tonight, as you may know, are the people who have the least votes to win so far. So, first of all, Davina tells us that Mo is going, as the housemates hold hands in their afro wigs and white dressing gowns. The look terribly shocked. The girls are crying and Mo is given no time to do anything much as Davina comes to get him. Mo is crying now, and Darnell. Luckily, Mo was not dressed up (almost as if it had been planned. Hm) as he leaves. (Davina has also helpfully said that the housemates have been impersonating each other, hence the wigs.) Mo gets a lot of cheers, actually, though of course there are many boos. He throws off his dressing gown and runs down the stairs. He looks a bit baffled. I think you’d almost feel a bit cheated if you were evicted without warning like this, but then again there are only three days left of BB, and I don’t really know what they were all expecting.
Anyway, now for Mo’s interview. "That was really tough," says Davina. "Darnell is calling BB a dickhead for evicting you at a party." Although he apparently thought that a mid-week eviction was possible. "I can’t even speak!" he says. "It must be quite annoying [to notbe in the final]" says Davina, to his saddened silence. He also thinks the "greedy Mo" nickname is unfair. Then there is a reel of stuff about him eating, which of course, no one else does, and yeah, he does look a bit greedy. He also admits he saw the BB psychologist about being greedy. He also gets asked, oddly, about Darnell and Rex’s mean comments to Sara, which he did notthink was bullying. "You kind of joined in," says Davina. Then she asks him what he thinks about Kat. "She’s happy at all occasions." Rachel? "Is she real?" "I don’t know what to say." Then he says something about her bum, which makes me feel a bit sick. He thinks Rex is better without Nicole. Yeah. "Why do people forgive him?" "They genuinely like him," Mo says. She asks him who he thinks is going next, and he thinks Sara, but he’s so wrong. Plus he wants Darnell or Kat to win. Well, Kat has a chance, I guess. UGH, his best bits relive him eating the bogey. In my heart, I hope that is why he has gone.
And now for the next head to roll. Darnell throws off his wig as Davina calls their names. Rex is laughing, with nerves, I’d guess. And Kat goes. Seriously, WTF? I actually can’t get over this. Rachel is sobbing. I am quite appalled, actually. The sobs and the disbelief of all the other housemates makes this horribly spectacular. Darnell is very upset. "I swear on my mother’s life I love you," he says, which makes me want to cry a bit because I am a twat. Kat sings happy house as she goes up the stairs, and she sounds broken. She gets some cheers but the boos are louder, and she can’t stop crying. She is waving and crying. It’s awful. Davina gives her a big hug. As Davina notes, she has no make-up on, and she is dressed as Mo, and she is doing press photos. "This is not how she’d have imagined her eviction," Davina says. I can’t believe there are actually people who aren’t friends with or related to Rachel voting for her. The world is a weird and scary place, eh?
Anyway, Kat’s interview. Um, well, she is obviously very hyped and upset, so I don’t really get a ,otof the opening of what Kat says. But she was happy with her reception. "I just like English Marmite. Sometime you can love me, sometime you can hate me." Then she sings some more of happy house. Then there are clips of Kat having sad times in the house, which is upsetting. She says she is pleased to have survived so many evictions and to have been accepted by Britain. "The housemates all thought you were going to win," says Davina. Kat says Rex’s rudeness is a joke, which is a dirty lie. She says she fell out with Darnell because she loves him too much. Then there is a bit about her and Rachel. Who is voting for Rachel over Kat? Kat is sobbing again because she loves Rachel so much. Davina wipes away her tears and Kat thanks her with prayer hands. Then Kat sings If you’re Happy and you Know It. Who does Kat want to win? Rachel. She gets cheered. Harrumph.
So, who is going to win? I am starting to think it’s anyone’s guess.