Eww. Did Rod just kiss Charlie? I don’t need my morning starting with this. Everyone else who thinks they’d make a good couple is wrong. Can you actually imagine the reality of that? BLAZING ROWS, PEOPLE! Sophie is advising Marcus (very kindly, actually), about Noirin. ‘I don’t know why I bother,’ he says. No, I don’t, either. Anyway, at breakfast, Rod and Charlie deny kissing, and say it was a joke, as the were pretending. In all seriousness, it’s hard to say if they really did. But I think they did.
Bea has a date. It’s some guy, who applied online. He’s quite nice, actually, but this is weird. BB NEVER normally lets them have contact with outsiders. This is another shift in what BB is doing this year. (It’s like when Karly did her assault challenge, and the men spoke to her, and when they piped music into Kris’ laser challenge. They have made it more like a gameshow, and made them less protected from the outside world. It’s a complete change to how BB used to work – and perhaps it’s for the better.) In the diary room, Bea confesses, ‘I’m so glad you didn’t get me a fat one.’
It now turns out that the power to pass this task is all on Freddie, as Zeus. He must pick someone to arm wrestle against Marcus, and win. Presumably he’ll picl Tom, then. He does. Tom must take a heavy weight endurance challenge. He picks Marcus to compete against him. He pits Siavash against Kenny in an object-valuing task. At least two of his picked HMs must pass. In the arm wrestling, Marcus wins. ‘You let me win!’ says Marcus. It is not legal, so they have to do it again. Marcus wins again. D’oh! Freddie looks appalled. The other HMs try to work out why. They decide Freddie has been given a secret task. Double d’oh! They spend literally hours going on about it, like complete dicks. Everybody knows that should you suspect someone of having a secret task, you should never mention it in case it incurs a fail.
Kenny and Siavash have to value things like a Supermarket Sweep round. First, a pint of milk – they are woefully too high. Then a Ferrari Spider – they are both nearer, here. Then bread, then a terraced house in the UK. (The house is a ridiculous challenge. Where is it? How many bedrooms does it have? Does it need work? I mean, there are so many possible mitigating factors.) The average price is apparently around £177,000. Interesting. Siavash, Freddie’s chosen HM, fails by one point. Freddie is distraught. So he reveals his secret task. So anyway, it’s fails all round, and they have a basic shopping budget for this week.
Apparently, Marcus has used unacceptable language in talking about Tom. Oh dear. And Kenny is still going on about looking for Karly’s contraceptive pills yesterday. He is oddly very upset about it. He fails to understand, in typical idiot fashion, that whether you want to go shagging or not, as a female on the pill, you have to take it everyday regardless of what you have planned. You can’t just not take it when you feel like it. (This exact same thing has happened to me – can you tell? – and I was extremely unimpressed with the man in question’s poor understanding of hormone treatments. I almost made him read the instructions, but in all honesty I don’t think he could read.)
So Kenneth escapes at 5am by running off the BB wall and roof, accompanied by Marcus. The cameras can’t even follow them. BB shouts, but they laugh and stay there. Some Northern guy on the other side helps Kenneth down. ‘I’m staying – don’t worry about me,’ says Marcus. And he does.